Today I went to see the Terracotta army...

in a Chinese restaurant :D

Since it's the day of the Kitchen God, my mom said we shouldn't eat at home because there was no God to watch over what was happening on the stove (he went to heaven to tell the other Gods how much we mess around with the food at our place. I EXPECT GOD'S PUNISHMENT THE NEXT FEW DAYS). Uhm, yeah. I don't need special reasons to go eating at fancy restaurants.
So today's choice was the "Royal Garden", some kind of entertainment restaurant with reaaally fancy decoration of Xi'an terracotta soldiers, Kois swimming in the entrance way and a huge horse carriage in the middle of the restaurant.

formerly known as Edeka.

Fish never looked so out of place.

We went for the buffet and Mongolian grill, something I actually didn't want to do again after being disappointed a few times at some other restaurants. But I guess the atmosphere talked me into it. Couldn't take pictures of the prawns, they were so delicious, but made one of a meat plate with various animals that tasted all the same somehow ._.

Is it ostrich? Is it kangaroo? I can't tell! Darn you, taste buds.

(yummy fried pudding! But when I look at it now it looks sort of .... hmpf :I)

That's vanilla sauce.

Maan, I was so stuffed afterwards I could hardly get up from my seat.

I don't know how to finish this post properly so here you have a picture of their gorgeous toilet:

not me btw